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[BR][BR]HALF OR FIVE TENTHS?[BR][BR]TEACHER: WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE ONE HALF OF AN ORANGE OR FIVE TENTHS?[BR][BR]GERALD: I'D MUCH RATHER HAVE THE HALF.[BR][BR]TEACHER: THINK CAREFULLY, AND TELL ME WHY.[BR][BR]GERALD: BECAUSE YOU LOSE TOO MUCH JUICE WHEN YOU CUT THE ORANGE INTO FIVE TENTHS.[BR][BR]半个还是十分之五[BR][BR]老师：你愿意要半个柑橘，还是十分之五个柑橘？[BR][BR]杰拉得：我宁可要半个。[BR][BR]老师：仔细想想，说出理由来。[BR][BR]杰拉得：因为你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就损失太多了[BR][BR][BR][BR]SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER: HANDS UP ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN? HANDS UP ..... WHAT ABOUT YOU, TERRY? YOU HAVEN'T GOT YOUR HAND UP -- DON'T YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN?[BR][BR]TERRY: I CAN'T. MY MUM TOLD ME TO GO STRAIGHT HOME.[BR][BR]去天堂[BR][BR]主日学校的教员：想去天堂的人举起手来，把手举起来。。。你呢，哈里？你还没举手呢-- 你不想去天堂吗？[BR][BR]哈里： 我去不了，因为妈妈让我一放学就回家。[BR][BR][BR][BR]ESSAY[BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR]TEACHER HAD SET HIS CLASS AN ESSAY IN "A GAME OF CRICKET". AFTER TWO MINUTES SIMON STEEL HANDED HIS PAPER IN AND WAS ALLOWED TO GO HOME. HIS ESSAY READ: "RAIN STOPPED PLAY."[BR][BR]作文[BR][BR] 老师给学生出了个作文题：“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙。斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道：“下雨，比赛终止。”[BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR]IMPROVEMENT[BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR][BR]ONE STUDENT TO ANOTHER: "HOW ARE YOUR ENGLISH LESSONS COMING ALONG?"[BR][BR] "FINE. I USED TO BE ONE WHO COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE ENGLISH MEN, AND NOW IT'S THE ENGLISH MEN WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND ME."[BR][BR]进步[BR][BR] 一位学生对另一位说：“你的英语最近学的怎么样？”[BR][BR] “很好，我过去不懂英国人说话，可现在是英国人不懂我的话了。”
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